If he were to only speak there in rhyme the only true reply:

“And little do they know
As they tell me I blow
My intentions are high
While making babies cry….
I am a jerk
That’s a definite perk
I must admit
That i fucked with it
I have no idea what i am saying
To the people of the U.S. I’m playing
I open my mouth and call you a name
All you liars and losers are lame
My name is Donald Trump
You can kiss my rump.
Before I go, there is this
To the parents, brother and sis
To the uncles and aunts
To the guy not wearing pants
To the old lady and her jewels
YOU ALL ARE FOOLS!
You don’t want to vote for me
Because here’s the thing, you see
The Americas are already great
My win will bring in hate
I have nothing to prove
I am not in the groove
I can’t be something I’m not
A psycho brain of rot
So what i am trying to say
To the blacks, the Muslims and the gay
If you want this country yours
Here’s a list of chores
First, nevermind me
And vote for Hillary.”

(I am not a fan of either candidate, but i will vote for her over him, I’d vote for Satan over him, I have more sense than him, my toenail has more life than him…he’s not going to make the U.S. great but hated)