I really need to sit butt in uncomfortable chair, turn laptop on, log in and put headphones on, open Winamp, hit play then open word program.  Comtemplate whether or not i have to pee, get up anyway, forget i have headphones on, pulling my ears and laptop. Ouch. Grab a water. Go back and sit, put headphones back on. Dammit. I gotta pee. Take headphones off.  Bring phone. Might get an important phone call.  Hey you never know. Return to plant butt in chair that had now been taken over by an Orange cat. Remove cat. Sit down. Headphones? Where are my headphones. On the floor. Why are my headphones on the floor? Cooper? Pick up headphones and put on head, sit. Take a drink. Refreshed.
Now i gotta take thoughts from brain, that have been swimming around for months, swirl them around for concrete ideas.  ( picture this: me swirling my hands around above my head, that’s what i do)  and get the thoughts to work their way down to my fingers so they can peck out words on the screen. 
Damn water. Gotta pee. Get up and forget headphones again. ( they are a necessity, i need music to write plus they help with drowning the noises here at apartment complex.) Come back, remove cat, again. And sit. Headphones back on.  Here we go, look at me go. Tippity Typity tap tap, backspace, erase.  Being stared at by a dog. Okay let dog out so remove headphones, grab leash and go outside and walk the damn dog, come back in the other wants out, so unleash one leash the other.  Dog takes forever, sniff here and there finding the perfect spot to go. Walk here and wander over there. Really? Just go already. Finally, come on let’s go back into apt. Unleash dog. Remove cat. Sit. Headphones. Music and ideas.  Dammitt i gotta pee again.  Get up and go. Come back. See cat. Fuck it, I am playing video games.